Dead Beat Dads Birth Certificates

Birth Certificates are earned by sending a Dead Beat Dad and Trophy Wife on a honeymoon. There are 3 honeymoon options, each rewarding a different tiered birth certificate that can be swapped for a random Teenage Dirtbag NFT within their ranking pool. Tier 1 = Rank 11-500, Tier 2 = rank 501-2000, Tier 3 = rank 2001-5000. Legendary Birth Certificates will mint 1 of 10 legendary Teenage Dirtbags.